me: man i hate being skinny i wish i had some curves
    society: fuck you you don't know how lucky you are stop being an attention whore and be grateful
    me: i love my skinny body
    society: holy shit you are so superficial not all women are skinny stop being so conceited and start hating yourself again
    iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
    Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
    iPhone user: I just like this pho-
    Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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(via lordoftheinternet)

HAVING A SLOW METABOLISM IS NOT SOLELY RELATED TO GENETICS!!!! YOU ALSO HAVE THE ABILITY TO CHANGE YOUR BODY CHEMISTRY TO AN EXTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU SAY YOU HAVE A SLOW METABOLISM THAT PROBABLY MEANS YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT METABOLISM MEANS. 

HERE ARE SOME LINKS TO THINGS THAT WILL HELP YOU UNDERSTAND BETTER AND MAYBE HELP YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT IF YOU’RE TRYING TO:

- 5 Biggest Myths About Metabolism
- Controversies in Metabolism 
- Metabolism Myths and Facts 
- The Slow Metabolism Myth - Understanding the role of metabolism in weight gain

I’m just saying.